The Swift & Winder

If I could open a bar for knitters, spinners & weavers, it would be called The Swift & Winder.
And there would be a wooden table with a good swift and winder set up.
No billiards.
Good lighting.
A bar that serves drinks of quality, with and without alcohol, and a kitchen which serves suitable fare.
No cigarettes. Knitting needles and bits of kit as necessary. Perhaps skeins of handspun behind the bar. Like a movable gallery. Or a mutable one. Maybe from time to time a skein that was taken away will come back as a piece of art. And treasured as such.